Seizure Simon

Seizure Simon is a notorious Australian villain that terrorizes the streets of Melbourne by faking seizures in front of men in order to gain sexual arousal when they attempt to resuscitate him. He began doing this 17 years ago and averages 10 sexual assaults a day, meaning he has sexually assaulted over 62,050+ men, meaning a horrifying 1.2% of Melbourne's population has been sexually assaulted by this man.

He is apparently associated with a gang of likewise villains that do the exact same shit for sexual arousal. The denizens of Reddit City's Melbin embassy have reportedly been attacked by these individuals.