Uluru

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Uluru.

Uluru (or Ayres Rock) is a 2,831 ft giant turd mound made of Hairy Diarrhea located in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Australia. It is worshipped by Abo's that believe it to be a sacred rock created by Baayami, except in reality it was created by Diarrhea Master during the Diarrhea Master Poop Event that occurred on Earth thousands of years ago, creating several mounds. Abo's in recent history have chucked several tantrums about filthy white cunts walking on their sacred turd mound, threatening to mass destroy all the shopping centre's of Alice Springs, so there's now a rule put in place in order to stop this.