Block-Jitsu
Block-Jitsu is the lethal art of blocking women online. It was invented by the Sewer Goblins of the Steam City Sewers to defend themselves against the imposing threat of women coming to the internet one day. It has been practiced by the noblest of scullymoggers throughout history.
How to Block-Jitsu[edit | edit source]
- Step 1: Encounter a woman online (near impossible.)
- Step 2: Ask if they're a woman.
- Step 3: If they "yes", tell them that you're going to block them.
- Step 4: Immediately block the woman.
If you've completed these steps, you officially know how to Block-Jitsu, although this art takes years to successfully master. Go forth son, Block-Jitsu away.