Buckbroken

From Larp City
Putt, the Buckbreakjitsu Master showing mere mortals his true strength. The weak should fear the strong.
The Nerd Faggot, the physical symbolic entity of buckbrokeness.

BUCKBROKEN is a phenomenon that can only be manifested by true scullymoggers that results in an irreversible case of psychological trauma and rent free disease, occurring if a mere mortal has been scullymogged beyond the fundamental boundaries of the Gabyverse. This phenomenon was created by Retronium as he has used it himself to commence the finest buck breaking in the biness.

In many cases, buckbroken victims tend to parasocialize with the buckbrokee in a sense that the buckbroken victim will believe that they're special in some regard, and will develop cases of paranoid psychosis and delusion, genuinely believing that the one who buckbroke them is in fact actively stalking them specifically, refusing to acknowledge that many others were buckbroken along with them (see: The Haters List). This belief will eventually force the victim to take matters in to their own hands to try and buckbreak the buckbrokee, or in other words, when a sheep gets mogged by a wolf and the sheep comes back incessantly to try and mog the wolf as a revenge tactic, despite the wolf not actually caring or even responding unless it's for shits and giggles. Some buckbroken victims will also play the "ignoring" card, despite evidently blocking and reporting the buckbrokee on a near daily basis in another attempt at revenge. Buckbroken victims also suffer from the 5 stages of grief, meaning they inevitably come to accept some day that they have in fact been buckbroken, coming to terms with their defeat. Though, while inevitable, this can be a very long process depending on the buckbroken victim's IQ.

The best part about this article, is that buckbroken people will read it and will think it's about themselves specifically. Being buckbroken is the worst thing a human being can ever be.

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