Loosh Farm Forcefield

From Larp City
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The Loosh Farm Forcefield is a barrier of white light that surrounds the entire Universe as a soul harvesting/entrapment reincarnation farm controlled by the Chaos Gods, and Retronium all in a collaborative effort of preventing mortals from achieving godhood and progressing beyond the homosexual life/death cycle. The only way to reach this forcefield is by fucking dying, it's the light a mortal that isn't an offspring of nephilim (someone with a soul) sees when they die. What lies on the other side of it are demons beyond comprehension (such as Lizard People) that feed off pure emotions so they can ascend to a higher dimensional state within the Allahverse. What basically happens when one sees this light is that they are swayed into entering it by the demonic entities behind it (taking the form of a loved one or god or some shit) so they can reincarnate mortal souls, wiping its memory clean in the process. This continues in a continuous loop forever in the life/death cycle.

Sansfungus2012 believes that Allah was responsible for creating the forcefield upon the death of Sansfungus2006 in an attempt to prevent mortals from the Universe from ascending to higher dimensional planes, beyond the 4 dimensions they are objectively confined to. Demonic entities took control of the forcefield, although they were perpetrating what was in the interest of Allah so he allowed it all to happen. Garfield and Docy O Og created the Og Gene and the Garf Gene to allow mortals to at least enter Jannah, although only those that achieve ultimate enlightenment can enter upon death, others are merely reincarnated.