Lizard People

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Lizard People (not to be confused with Argonians) are reptilian alien-demonic beings that live on that weird satanic part on the top of Saturn that's shaped like a hexagon where Jews themselves were probably born. Not a lot is known of the lizard beings, although they're known to be a race that is ascended above ordinary humans on Earth, as they harvest Autism and graciously give highly advanced technology in exchange for the physical element of Autism. Lizard People are known to be able to teleport to mortal humanoid beings at any given time, they usually reveal themselves when said mortals reveal something about the Universe that's forbidden knowledge, typically buckbreaking them in the process to ensure silence. They were also conspired to be time travellers, although this was a false claim said by Fatman Scoop in his hit single Be Faithful.

The Reptilians are both physical and astral beings. They've been heavily involved in the manipulation of mankind for thousands of years and are responsible for maintaining the Loosh Farm Forcefield with the help of extremely advanced technology. The Reptilians are highly intelligent, highly advanced technologically and they lack empathy which makes them dangerous. These beings see themselves as controllers and farmers of humanity, in the same way we see ourselves as controllers and farmers of cattle here on Earth. They're also the reason why humans have dreams, they're basically telling humans of their existence through these means by transporting their consciousness to an astral realm where they can manifest anything they want at will.

History[edit | edit source]

Their origins are entirely unknown, although it's hinted that Dylan Giggle created them and told them all to worship Muncan Door, a chaos god entity who is evil, but not as evil as Duncan Leess. They ruled Earth's economy during the Sixth Civilization Era and built the pyramids from the top down (those pyramids were destroyed however, as STRONG AND EMPOWERING Black Vikings built the pyramids that exist on Earth today), having cultural relations to the Anunnaki and Extraterrestrials that live beyond the Ice Walls. They nuked the entire planet in 56,000 BC upon preserving the advanced technology that was created during the existence of the ancient beings that inhabited Earth before man. They then decided to control aspects of humanity as a result out of pure demonic bloodlust, harvesting emotional energy from humans and mass trolling all for Muncan Door. They're also 13'9ft tall on average.

Seventh Civilization Era[edit | edit source]

Ubaid lizard cunts.

They were known to have been worshipped by many cultures of the Seventh Civilization Era, such as the Aztecs who worshipped the 'Quetzalcoatl.' Hopi Indians in North America referred to a race of reptoids called the 'Sheti', translated "Snake-Brothers." In Africa, shamans claim to bear extensive esoteric knowledge of a race of reptilian beings called the Chitauri, whom they say control the Earth. Chinese, Korean and Japanese legends talk about a race of reptilian beings called the "Kappa". The Gnostics talk about the parasitic entities whom they call 'Archons' who not only use humans as an energetic food source but they also prevent our souls from leaving the material realm upon the death of our physical bodies via the Loosh Farm Forcefield.

They currently control the Jewish Global Elite and the CCP, and this is evident due to the existence of the Internet Cities.