Duncan Leess

Duncan Leess.

Duncan Leess (pronounced "Duncan Less") is the evil brother of Duncan Moore and Duncan Equual, known to be a hell spawn of pure evil birthed by none other than Duncan's alcoholic mother, this evil motherfucker is the most evil person on Earth, he is the embodiment of evil. He once kicked a stray dog on the street, didn't tip a waiter on purpose, pisses on the toilet seat, shits on the toilet seat, shits in the sink, and drinks from the milk carton, that's how evil he is. He is currently being hunted by INTERPOL and the CIA and VALVE due to being so evil. He's also known to have associated with Aql910 and Bobm6457. He currently lives in Steam City, plotting his next nefarious act. But he wasn't always this way.

Known crimes

• Jaywalking, he did that once but not twice, twice would be beyond pure evil.
• Didn't look both ways while crossing the street, he only looked one way, pure evil.
• Pissed on the toilet seat.

"Why is he so evil" - Sanni The German Incel Boy

Having lived in Jalisco for quite some time, Duncan Leess had turned evil, having ventured out to the Jalisco Panhandle sometime in 1987 (note: this year was absolutely ✨FUCKED UP✨), meeting an extra-terrestrial race known as the Jalisconians, these beings apparently messed him up so bad that he became so evil. Duncan Moore was once the evil brother of the 3 Duncan brothers.

2024

You don't even wanna know what sort of horrid shit he got up to in ✨2024✨.