Waristphobic Preachers

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Kermit, one of the preachers, admitting to snitching to the jannies.

The Waristphobic Preachers were an anti-Warist trio that were the main opposition of Zokh and Greasy Gus during the 2020 E-Crusades. These men all sought to destroy the Wild Animal Racing fandom throughout the entirety of Steam City, though ultimately destroyed after the war had ended, thus keeping Warism alive and well throughout the city. Praise Paul Bird

The trio were: Nobs (the leader), Science and Kermit. Eventually, Gecko Zilla, a 12 year old girl, had joined the fight later on and was ultimately beat up and killed.

Origin[edit | edit source]

Science's W.A.R. review.

Their origins began in March of 2020 with Science, the man who wrote a negative review for Wild Animal Racing on Steam, saying the game was "a straight joke." Approached by Zokh, whom wrote a paragraph about why Science is a simpleton and entirely wrong about his review, Science took this as an immediate threat and had alerted the leader, Nobs, about a rogue Warist in the wild. Nobs had then organized a series of coups/raids on Zokh's profile in retaliation, thus beginning the 2020 E-Crusades, where they organized several campaigns alongside the battles to rid the Steam platform of all Warist influence.

Their group was ultimately destroyed at the end, although they did in fact make history.