Ganashiro Incident

From Larp City

The Ganashiro Incident is often described as "the most horrific event that Walmart Island ever faced" basically acting as the 9/11 of Walmalian culture and history. The incident occurred in 9993 BC at a local Walmart store situated on Walmart Island in the city of OOGA BOOGA NIGGER. The incident involved Ganashiro The Scourge Of Walmart and his degenerative urges of masturbation at the electronics aisle which caused him to be charged with 43 counts of rape and to be covered in fecal matter, all inside the store. The incident itself is often described as Ganashiro's origin story and the beginning of his rise to fame of being the leader and messenger of the religion of Shitism that was founded due to this incident. This also caused him to become the Walmart Tribe's worst enemy, ever.

"One day a small Filipino boy was masturbating in the electronics aisle in a local Walmart when a staff member came and found him, the staff member proceeded to push the boy on the ground and defecate on his chest and mouth. Ganashiro furiously fapping sh*t in his mouth came, his sizzurp-like-sperm landed on the old lady employee his family running back to the commotion saw their boy in pure ecstasy with c.um and sh*t all over him, Ganashiro got up and r*ped his mother ,father sisters and brothers, grandfather and the grandfather's service dog, Ganashiro was later arrested on 43 charges of r*pe and assault then nicknamed "Ganashiro the Scourge of Walmart". - The Entire Lore Of Steam City Page 85936, Chapter MDCXVII (Valve City Era)

Aftermath[edit | edit source]

Due to the ongoing 100 Year War For Walmart happening in full effect, the local store had not been entirely under the protection of the Walmart Tribe. This incident happened to be, for a very good reason, a massive eye opener for the tribe as they had subsequently placed security guards in every single aisle to ensure that an incident like this NEVER happens again, and to ensure that Filipino 'people' are not to be allowed within 5000 km within any store. The level of security still remains to this day, thousands of years later.