Ganashiro The Scourge Of Walmart
Ganashiro The Scourge Of Walmart is a Filipino schizophrenic autist believed to be a time traveller from a now destroyed dimensional plane within the Gabyverse who rules the New Valve City plane of Old Nome as the founder and self proclaimed god of Shitism. Ganashiro is the man who wrote the Book Of Shitism, a book containing schizophrenic ramblings that are only able to be deciphered by Martin Cabello III.
Ganashiro is most notorious for being the perpertrator of the 9/11-esque incident of Walmalian history known as the Ganashiro Incident where he masturbated in a Walmart store on Walmart Island and completely fucked over the balance of time and space itself.
It's known that Ganashiro has stated that he targets the Walmart Tribe specifically because allegedly, in his dimensional homeland, an incident occurred where the CEO of the Walmart Corporation, that existed within the same plane as New Valve City, attempted to recreate an infinitely sprawled Earth city, but failed, leaving it abandoned and overrun by homeless Filipino's.
After the Ganashiro Incident, Ganashiro interdimensionally travelled to Old Nome to rule New Valve City, and form the Ganashiro Militia which, at certain points in history, time travels to certain periods within the Universe to cause carnage, primarily towards the Walmart Tribe. Ganashiro was responsible for the death of Curryman27 in 987 BC, and Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian in 2026 during North Park War III, a war that occurred when Ganashiro invaded Steam City with his men.
It's unknown what happened to Ganashiro after North Park War III as he seemingly disappeared. Some conspiracy theorists have suggested that The 1% Corporation kidnapped him and he never saw the light of day since.