The Entire Lore Of Steam City

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The Entire Lore Of Steam City refers to a guide published on Steam by Zokh in July of 2021, it is considered to be the first publication of Steam City's history and lore. The guide featured about 200 sections in its entirety (when Steam City was literally just an inside joke, prior to it being a way of life) before it was banned on multiple occasions for being too sigma. The guide was intended to contain a brief lore dump of events that occurred during the Golden Criminal Period.

After realizing that there is simply too much lore, Steamcity.miraheze.org was birthed in 2022.

Even back then, there was simply too much lore. As Jacks nonchalantly states.

History[edit | edit source]

Origin[edit | edit source]

The Entire Lore of Steam City guide originated on the Steam community website on July 29th, 2021, created after Big Man had suggested to the members of The 51% that they should actually start preserving the scrolls of all their endeavours. It was uploaded to the Wild Animal Racing game hub for a very important reason, and that reason is: not telling fuck you.

The First Purge[edit | edit source]

After about, let's say 3 months of the guide's existence, the Steam Moderation Team had caught their eyes on the documentation after an anonymous tip was given to feds about it's existence. This made those fuckers delete the guide from public view while also giving Zokh a 2 week community ban for harassment, although he dindu nun. The tipper was eventually found out to be Jaxx, war wuz declared.

The Second Purge[edit | edit source]

The second purge occurred in late 2021 after another tip was given to the Steam Moderation Team and VALVE about another guide being released by Zokh. The S.M.T. banned Zokh for a month and the tipper was found out to be Jenkem Junkie, war wuz declared.

Surviving Guides[edit | edit source]

A hidden guide of this ancient text still exists on Zokh's now banned main account, and another guide exists on one of Sal's now permanently banned alt account (I <3 JEWS) which was supposed to act as an entire overhaul to the original guide (it was intended to make the O.G. guide look like redundant trash), it was called The Entire Lore Of Steam City 2.0.