My Little Pony
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Generation 4 (G4) of My Little Pony (MLP) was a failure in the Matrix. The death of a fatberg-neutron star in the Gabyverse sent cosmic Aryan brain waves which interfered briefly in the Mollochian-mossad brain waves broadcast over Steam City from Tel Aviv, neutralizing them. During this downtime, MLP G4 went through production, resulting in the show being a balanced artistic abstraction and representation of the Aryan spirit.
Themes[edit | edit source]
The themes of the show each represent an Aryan teaching.
Notable episode themes[edit | edit source]
Episode x[edit | edit source]
Bestpony[edit | edit source]
Due to the show representing the Aryan spirit, the main ponies of the show each represent an Aryan archetype. Viewers have been noted to select a 'best pony', typically from the main cast of characters. Studies have shown that, at least in viewers without sub-high-functioning autism, one's 'best pony' does not correlate to the pony they relate to the most - a common occurrence in media viewed by trans-identified males, in which they project themselves onto the usually female and childish (if not an outright child) character in said trans media. Instead, one's best pony tends to be the pony whom represents the archetype they respect the most as a higher aspiration of vrill. Within the streets of Steam City, the most commonly accepted 'best pony' is Apple Jack. The first Steam Citizen to create notable artwork reflecting this was uploaded by Sal on the 24th of July, 2023. However, Sal is dumb and Flutter Shy is the best Pony for reasons covered below.
Apple Jack arguments[edit | edit source]
Flutter Shy arguments[edit | edit source]
Retarded, gay, hipster, homosexual, AGP, ZOGbot, TF2-player arguments[edit | edit source]
Generation 4 (G4) Series ranking[edit | edit source]
1 > 2
Generation 5 (G5)[edit | edit source]
Generation 44 (G44)[edit | edit source]
Ok so I time traveled and here is how G44 goes.