Penis McPlurple O'Jackson
| Penis McPlurple O'Jackson | |
|---|---|
| Race | Grimian |
| Born | Winton City, Winton Planet, Shitlar System |
| Ascension to Godhood | 680 Jeffyillion BC (Became Hairy Diarrhea God) |
Penis McPlurple O'Jackson was the 872,658,612,621,792,697,285,297,281,943,592nd king who ruled the Winton City city-state that conquered the entire Shitlar System during his reign Jeffyillions of years ago. Penis is most known for being the once mortal body and past life of Hairy Diarrhea God, whom he became after unwillingly achieving godhood. Theories are also prevalent that Penis is actually one of the apparitions of The Gorillion.
Battle Of The Shitlar System[edit | edit source]
In 680 Jeffyillion BC, the Battle Of The Shitlar System began after a summoned horde of Gigglekin had invaded the entire Shitlar System upon Penis' threats to destroy all of Dylan Giggle's influence from the Allahverse, and to ensure that the Czech Republic Jeffyillions of years from then will be known for porn and nothing more. Penis led his army of highly advanced apes against the horde and ultimately destroyed them after 15 quadrillion years, which immensely pissed off Dylan.
Becoming Hairy Diarrhea God[edit | edit source]
After the battle concluded, Dylan Giggle had formed the first remnants of the Pooverse as a pocket dimension of the Universe, banishing Penis there forever in a never-ending purgatory. Penis could not leave under any circumstance, although he did achieve godhood due to being forced to in order to survive in such a realm. Achieving TRONIUM, he had become Hairy Diarrhea God and ruled the entire Pooverse up until Gus Live 5 in 9,000,001 AD.
Youtube Legacy amongst mortals[edit | edit source]
A youtube channel once existed named "Jeffrey McPlurple O'Donald" that was once named "Penis McPlurple O'Jackson" that eventually became "Human Having Sex With Dog" where the first ever video uploaded to it was a video named "My favourite colour is six." It was the autobiography of an Australian man who worshipped him, although the only remnants of this channel existing is known in a Mashup Art piece created during the Steam City Renascence.