Retard Brigade
The Retard Brigade is a terrorist/criminal organization centred around huwite southern supremacy, larping as fans of the Columbine High School shooters, filming school shooting videos on Gmod, racism/faggotphobia as well as appreciating the works of Jin-Roh. The group was founded in Steam City's former district of Diarrhea City, dating back to April of 1861, it was originally formed with the goal of expunging faggots, turks, squat toilets, and ZOG from the district, which led to the Diarrhea City Civil War beginning on April 9th, 1861, ending on April 9th, 1865 with the founding of Retard County. The Retard Brigade generally serves as the defacto police of the Retard County district due to being capable of keeping the entire Steam Moderation Team out of the area. Toxic Coffee Corporations is known to primarily help fund the organization and their activities which have made them a primary enemy to VALVE.
As of now, the organization holds full jurisdiction over the district of Retard County and have essentially turned it into a rebel state. Before the goyslop induced death of Pablo The Retard, and before the conclusion of the Retard County Civil War, the Down Syndrome Militia had jurisdiction over various areas of the district and rivalled the group. The group has been led by Big Man since April 19th, 1993 after he survived the entirety of Waco Siege, usurping leadership from Cletus from the simpsons whom had ruled the organization for 46 years.
They also have a sex trafficking ring of mostly Mexican children and they promote the idea that incest is a way of preserving genetic purity.
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