Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz (also known as the flapbelly fapper, the marine masturbater, Larry Shitfingers, Colonel Shitfingers, the rope burn sufferer, etc.) is a dangerously horny and powerful tard from Houston, Texas that lives in Discord City. Sam is known to be in the possession of Vans Von Kieselstein, serving as his pet after he wrangled him in Hobart, Tasmania as part of an aboriginal spec ops mission eons ago. Sam is known to have a learning disability and he often suffers from gential rope burn in his penis due to masturbating 480 times an hour. He currently holds the world record for having the largest biceps in Discord City.
Ascension To Godhood[edit | edit source]
In 2024, Sam became a god who is now worshipped amongst the tribes of Eastern Region, Uganda, home place of the larp.city website's secondary sponsor, Sharuk Childcare. He became a god after being seen as a great divine white being who saved the kids from starvation, there are rituals being done in his name as a result of his acts. In Steam City, many Steam groups have been usurped by the SCGN to turn them into religious monuments/shrines for Sam, the god.
