Sonic The WereZOG
THE SECRET SODOMY I NEVER LET YOU SEE, I KEEP MYSELF "CAGED" BUT I CAN'T CONTROL IT
Sonic The Werezog is a legendary creature mentioned in Walmalian folklore, he's actually so fucking evil and scary he's such a scary monster rawrrrr XD kys. He's also mentioned in abo Dreamtime stories and I think in one of them he fought the Bunyip or some shit and he lost becuase abo's are the master race. He's a giant furfag, hence his name, but this hasn't exactly been proven but it's only speculation as the Walmanians believe that he's actually some furfag in a sonic werehog fursuit. He had terrorized Malian villages thousands of years ago with his zog powers by sodomizing and forcing anal upon the masses. He has been reported to have been sighted in Steam City's Walmart Island district by citizens and members of the Walmart Tribe. The Walmalians fear the beast because they hate ZOG with a burning passion.
History[edit | edit source]
Origin[edit | edit source]
There's a debate on the origins of the wereZOG due to belonging to two (highly advanced) cultures. While the first mentions of the creature are from Walmalian historical findings, the abo's aren't a race known to lie about anything, so they obviously know the true origins of the fucking beast. The abo's say that the creature was birthed from a billabong thousands of years ago after a giant orange hardened turd that's misconceived as a rock, also known as Uluru gave it life. There was said to be a white cunt demon that plagued Alice Springs and he was responsible for creating the billabong 16000 years ago which is why it's so evil, because white people are evil. The Walmalians claim that it originated in Jordan because that's a random country in the middle east known to enforce anal due to being in proximity of the Jews' chosen land.
Sightings[edit | edit source]
The wereZOG was sighted multiple times in Steam City, mostly in the Greaselands and Walmart Island throughout the years, while there's no historical records that state that he was ever sighted in Valve City, he was sighted a few times in Gnomistan and New Timbuktu. Outside of the land area of Steam City, he was sighted in Detroit by a 67 year old Porkish mole rat farmer while 9/11 happened, the farmer was apparently raped in his butthole.