Aboriginals

From Larp City

Aboriginals (or Abo's) are a race of filthy black "humans" from Australia that happen to be the only black nigger race to currently inhabit (majorly) Steam City. These filthy black "humans" abuse drugs and alcohol, they sniff petrol and any other chemical they can get their hands on. Thieving anything they can carry, and bash and rob old people or those who can't defend themselves. They hang around outside bottle shops and the TAB like parasites, waiting for an opportunity to ask people for money, mug someone and take their grog, or break into the cars in the car park. They do not work they don't need to as the government give them money every fortnight for doing nothing. They're not required to look for work, because they're special. Who would employ the smelly pricks anyway? When they get arrested, Aboriginal Affairs steps in and gets them off.

To ordinary Australians, no matter how liberal any of them may seem, Aboriginals are seen as nothing more than a laughing stock as nobody actually sees them as useful or functional in any regard, hence why the 2023 Australian Indigenous Voice referendum got a majority no vote from 99.9% of Australia.

BUTT OUT DAT BOONDAH BRAH

They primarily inhabit the Greaselands of Steam City and the Australian District, usually they make up tribes consisting of other filthy Abo's. The largest Abo tribe of Steam City as of now is the Nyirippi Petrol Sniffing Tribe and the Greasy Gus Fan Club (not exactly a tribe, more like a militia). Their main activities are raping and killing things because, unlike Niggers, they can't exceed beyond tribal mentality which is why the Australian government is attempting to eradicate them entirely.

Abo's are sometimes are seen within the more civilized areas of Steam City, often in the Steam City Metro they are seen beating the shit out of Asians for no reason at all, and accusing white people for being "rasis" and "stealing their land."

Breeds[edit | edit source]

History[edit | edit source]

Origin[edit | edit source]

The first ever breed of Abo's were known as Noongars, although only a single pure noongar actually ever existed, he was known as Franky Fonoongah, he was born out of a magical hairy fatberg created by the Abo god Baayami, although Allah had told Baayami that he was to be the only Abo to ever exist, as a single more would have dire consequences. Dylan Giggle had overheard this, and allowed Hairy Diarrhea God to be born, which allowed the creation of Diarrhea Master, eventually leading to the creation of Abo's due to the Great Diarrhea Poop Event which led to the creation of the Diarrhea Master Sludge Pit. The Abo's evolved from the Diarrhea Master Sludge Pit in Gustavolands around 1,503,006 BC after a Sapienfolk tribe had used it as their place to ejaculate in to. Their sperm had fused with the magical sludge pit and had created the modern race of Abo's. Although, Francis Friday had banished the Abo's to Australia in 1,502,283 BC which according to the Abo's was "40,000 years ago."

What Abo's sound like[edit | edit source]

The Aboriginals speak the worst form of English known to man. When you listen to them attempting to talk, it makes the US niggers (who speak in Ebonics) sound like intellectual Harvard debaters. That's a huge fucking shock. Every black cunt in Australia sound like Macaws with ADHD while high on crack and being fingered up the asshole.

Noongah Out da Frunt:

Nunga Nunga Saying sorry to the whites of Australia:

Advanced Technological Advancements[edit | edit source]

The Australian indigenous people are believed to have populated Australia for over 40 thousand years (which is false, they've been there longer) making them one of the oldest "civilizations" that are currently alive on Earth. So in all this time on Earth before everyone else, you would have expected them to be some kind of super-advanced, super-intelligent race. Below is a complete list of millions of years of all Aboriginal accomplishments and contributions to humanity:

  • A long stick. (spear)
  • A curved stick. (boomerang)
  • A hollow stick. (didgeridoo)
  • The universal car-key (dipstick from an XF Ford Falcon)
  • A vibrator (an empty VB stubby with a few blowflies in)
  • A house (A length of corrugated iron leaning against a tree)

Surely there are half decent aboriginals?[edit | edit source]

Every aboriginal is the exact same. If you've ever been around an aboriginal (not many have) and you're white, they will always have a disdain towards you whether it's in a joking manner or not. Most aboriginals genuinely hate white people, and there are small aboriginal communities in the outback, quintillions of kilometers away from white civilization, where white people WILL be lynched on sight. Alice Springs, the advanced fascist aboriginal megacity of Australia, is basically hell for the filthy white cunts. Think i'm joking? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11690449/Alice-Springs-Aboriginal-youths-spit-attack-white-pub-patrons.html

Spanian's (wog spastic) trek to da hood lad uckinfay oathay adlay full cant cop this brah full from da hood lad full hard n shit lad brah i have a fucking hyperborea tattoo on me neck n shit brah full aryan brah oi brah eshay brah full stabbed a cunt with a box cutter brah full hard and shit lad im full a retard lad

Language[edit | edit source]

Abo languages vary from tribe to tribe, there are over 40 jeffyillion Aboriginal Languages although every single one of them has 10 words at most. They're basically illiterate.

Religion[edit | edit source]

Modern day Abo's are known to worship Abo Francis Fridayism and Dreamtime. Some are even known to worship petrol stations.