Book Of Shitism
The Book Of Shitism (also known as the Book Of Og in some dialects) is a name to refer to a powerful artifact of great knowledge and power, a collection of texts of esoteric knowledge written by Filipino descendant Ganashiro The Scourge Of Walmart of his discoveries of the Gabyverse. The book describes how he had visions of civilizations amongst other things from both the past and future after becoming spiritually awakened by what he believes was a calling from Hairy Diarrhea God in 9998 BC during the Ganashiro Incident, the most tragic event in Walmalian history. Scholars have deciphered his texts and have used this to document the actual true History of our existence. Although due to its nature and the power it holds, it is only known in various sects by powerful orders such as the SCGN, VALVE, the Ford Family, the Esoteric Order Of The Uzbeks, the Doffsterian Order, Filipinos, the Bogdanoff Twins, the Rothschild Family and the gods themselves.
The Book Of Shitism is only able to be deciphered by Martin Cabello III, he usually posts twitter videos of his interpretations of passages from the book.
Upon writing the book, it's known that Ganashiro had used it to wipe his ass after he took a shit one time.