First Earth
First Earth refers to a now destroyed planet that once existed hundreds of octillions of years ago, notable for being the first ever iteration of Earth, positioned exactly where nowadays Earth is, within the Solar System. Two notable civilizations resided on First Earth, those being the First Uzbeki Civilization, and the Cars.
History[edit | edit source]
Prehistoric Age[edit | edit source]
In 345,354,234,872,345,762,654,233,212,876 BC, Retronium had created First Earth to prove to some guy that existed on the internet on his computer that he's more alpha male than them. He first started by creating the Uzbekia supercontinent, when half of that was finished, the first remnants of the Picklebibs originated and built the first ever city, Pickleberry. Subsequently, a race of sentient automatons emerged known as Cars (basically the cunts from the pixar movie, that movie was telling the truth), and they built a civilization akin to modern humans on Earth. Strangely enough, these beings only existed on First Earth for 6 days, and advanced to a point where they all fucking killed themselves with their own technology.
After their extinction, the Uzbeki 6 Year Olds originated as savage tribal beings that were then enlightened by the Picklebibs after the 4 Disciples Of Uzbekistan made contact with them. Sansfungus2006 then appeared, claiming to be a powerful interdimensional being with an IQ of 29,582,485,682,547,696,2876,286 who was brought to the material universe with the goal of teaching all the Uzbeki 6 Year Olds how to become like him, which began a new era.
First Earth Uzbeki 6 Year Old Era[edit | edit source]
345,354,234,872,345,762,654,233,212,876 BC - 333,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 BC
The First Earth Uzbeki 6 Year Old Era is an often disputed era as this era has been relatively only known through the belief and wordings of the Second Uzbeki Civilization. The era was known to have marked the rule and dominance of the Uzbeki 6 Year Olds and the First Uzbeki Civilization, a civilization that originated on First Earth, which was said to be one of the most, arguably the most, powerful civilization to ever reign in existence. They were said to have advanced to a point where they could create entire galaxies through superhuman knowledge and gain abilities that would classify them as superhumans nearly achieving godhood that actually threatened the Allahverse Pantheon at some point. It was known that the Uzbeki's basically conquered the entire Universe, 99.8% of the Pooverse, the Oggahverse and various other Planes Of Existence throughout the Allah Oval.
The Uzbeki's conquered every star and planet in the Universe, effectively turning the entire universe into an actual urban megacity. The era ended at the heat of the Uzbeki-Allahverse War when Sansfungus2006 was obliterated from existence upon attempting to fight Allah. The entirety of the First Uzbeki Civilization was destroyed with him.
Regarding the fate of First Earth in this scenario, it too was destroyed, in 333,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 BC. Due to the risk the Allahverse Pantheon took by allowing them to reach that far in terms of technological advancement, the concept of Loosh Farms were created in Allah's plot to stay relevant forever.