Jimmy's Mustard

A photo of Jimmy's Mustard, for some reason there is a filthy black nigger there but he looks like he's photoshopped in.

Jimmy's Mustard is a Steam City landmark located in the Mustardville sub-district of the Islam District. Jimmy's Mustard is a mustard themed restaurant owned by Steam City gangster, Jim Bob Wee. The restaurant was built in 1503 by Jim Bob Wee using only his bare hands. The outside of the restaurant features the famous Jimmy's Giant Donut on the top of the restaurant's roof exterior. The restaurant, while being a fast food restaurant, had also acted as a church for worshippers of Mustardism, but only prior to 1779 when the Tempel Ov Mustard had been constructed behind the restaurant. It has also had a history of being used to sell African and Aboriginal slaves during the Steam City Slave Trade's peak in the late 1800's, as well as, in recent history, being used as a store front for child sex slaves, supplied by the child trafficking ring known as Little Lacy's Surprise.

Menu Items

• 18 variations of Jim Bob Wee's famous Mustard Sandwich. Ingredients include: Fuck tons of soy and petroleum products, Mustard that's made out of gutter oil supplied by Wong Industries, and anthrax.

• Jimmy's Happy Donuts, a kids meal item. Ingredients include: SOY, LOTS OF FUCKING SOY, strange yellow goo made from god knows what, Xedra (formerly) and Jim Bob Wee's semen, and anthrax.

History

Protection: The O.N.M.A.

During the years of 1563 - 1974 when Jim Bob Wee and the Order Of Nine Mustard Angles had a long lasting power grab on the [[[Islam District]]], Jimmy's Mustard had been under constant protection and surveillance courtesy of the O.N.M.A simply due to the severe negative relations and sheer hatred both the O.N.M.A. and VALVE had against each other, as well as the Steam Moderation Team. Of course, in 1974, the protection had weakened only slightly due to the 1974 Larper Purge of Steam City.

The Third Mustard War

During the Third Mustard War (1555 - 1563), the La-Had Mujahideen had attempted to bomb Jimmy's Mustard and disrupt the mustard supply chain for territorial reasons, which received severely negative reactions amongst the O.N.M.A. and especially Jim Bob Wee. The leader of the La-Had Mujahideen at the time, Osama Al-Asad, had been assassinated by Jim Bob Wee after remaining soldiers of the Mujahideen had surrendered to the O.N.M.A. where they had their dicks mutilated, all of which occurred outside of Jimmy's Mustard and the dick mutilation had been advertised as a fun show for customers to watch.

Rivalry with Dunkin' Moore Donuts

Dunkin' Moore Donuts, opened in 2017 in the Norwegian District, has been a business rival of Jimmy's Mustard since it had opened. The reason as to why is due to the eerily similar appearance of the restaurant itself, it had featured a giant donut on the roof's exterior. Another reason was due to a menu item named [[[Billy's Girlfriend's Donut Special]]] which was a menu item that is full of billy's girlfriend's tranny flavoured semen, easily acquired due to the amount of times Duncan Moore had cucked billy for his girlfriend.

Protection: Recent History

Jimmy's Mustard in recent history has been under the protection of The 53%, and Toxic Coffee Corporations both financially and legally. As for this, the Steam Moderation Team has not interfered with business operating in Jimmy's Mustard despite being publicly associated with numerous enemies of the VALVE Corporation. Jim Bob Wee had gained this protection after first being questioned by the Chief of the Anti Troll Force, Jaxx for possession of african slaves (knowing damn well about the child sex slaves, but Jaxx was a pedophile) and later on the Chief of the Steam Moderation Team, Gaby, for the same reason.

The First Independent Black Women Rampage

On March 29th, 2023, a fucking swarm of fat black women had began a 17 day spree of taking down buildings throughout Steam City, including buildings located across the street from Jimmy's Mustard. The first time this had occurred was actually in August of 2021, but it was mostly seen as a petty crime, although numerous Steam City Gangsters were at Jimmy's Mustard at the time of this incident, including Jim Bob Wee, Sal, and Zokh.