Ogians

Ogian.

Ogians (not to be confused with Oggians) were an Ogish race of beings that were manifested by the Oggians in an attempt to rid the Earth of the chaotic force manifested by Panhandles. They lived on the Earth during the Fifth Civilization Era from approximately 6,000,000 BC - 360,000 BC. During that time, they had inhabited a large majority of the Earth, the only force stopping them from inhabiting 100% of the Earth was due to the ethnic groups of Sloads that were considered to be a race created to completely drive out their influence.

Ogians were said to have looked like deformed mutants, though they weren't corrupt by any means, this is just how they were made in the eyes of the Oggians. They were said to have possessed one A50 eye, a red coloured head, a hunter-gatherer hardmewer skull, a yellow bird beak, blue cheese on the top of their head, and ears with holes on the bottom because one of them got their ears disc'd and somehow that just became genetic. They all had large breasts (even the males) that would lactate holy water and mercury, they also had two legs that they would use as their arms.

History

Creation

The Ogians had originated on Earth around 6,000,000 BC after the first remnants of the race were birthed from the Lake Of Og on the natural land bridge formation that connected Africa and South America, after an Og and a Tig had sex (Og was top, Tig was bottom) in between the large chunks of creamy potato soup, which purified the Tig that was getting fucked after it screamed "On Gog" during its climax. The Ogians were thus born as a result, and both the Og and the Tig died. The Ogians had never conquered the land bridge of their native homeland and instead traversed the rest of the Earth, purposefully avoiding it, nobody knows why.