Userphone City Civil War
| Userphone City Civil War | |
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| Filipino Warlock displaying his 2012 oppa ganam style swag powers to intimidate his foe | |
| Date | The exact day fidget spinners became a trend in 2017 - Ongoing |
| Location | Userphone City |
| Participants | |
| Anti-Filinigger & Anti-Nigger Strait Islander Alliance | Walmart Tribe |
| Ganashiro Swagonigger Powers | Filipinos |
The Userphone City Civil War is an active war happening in Userphone City, waged by the Walmart Tribe and their attempts to completely rid the entire populace of Filipinos from the city. The war has immensely devastated the streets of the city, with an active death toll of 14 plus 18 people.
History[edit | edit source]
Background[edit | edit source]
In 2017, on the exact day that fidget spinners became a trend, Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian feared that the Filipinos would utilize this and use it to bring back their 2012-era swag powers.
The Inside Job[edit | edit source]
The largest concentrated population of Filipinos anywhere on Earth happened to be Userphone City, so a civil war had then been erupted in the city, not an invasion as initially planned, due to the geographical location of Userphone City, it would require the Walmart Tribe soldiers to fight through waves of Discord Incorporated jannies in order to get there. They sent Walmart Tribe officers from Steam City disguised as muslim refugees only for them to start attacking Filiniggers on sight. Eventually, the Walmart Tribe enforcement had completely dismantled the active government by force and thus began a genocide of all Filiniggers, which is still happening today.
SCGN Involvement[edit | edit source]
The SCGN sided with the Walmart Tribe in 2022 in their genocide of Filipinos upon finding out that Filipinos tampered with the bible (the Philippians scripture.) In 2024, they began to primarily kidnap them and torture them by using an esoteric form of Block-Jitsu known as "Gaskwondo" which consists of adding a filipino woman and spamming their dm's with Incredible Gassy edits, and then blocking them and reporting them on the userphone.
Torres-Strait Islander-Gasser Wars[edit | edit source]
In 2024, the Torres-Strait Islanders and the Gassers waged all out war after Gasser naval forces spawned a giant stink cloud over every single island in the torres-strait. They then took the war to Userphone City for no reason at all, they just wanted to do that and the Torres-Strait Islanders had sided with the Filipinos, thus forming the Ganashiro Swagonigger Powers. The Gassers had naturally sided with the Anti-Fillinigger Alliance as well.