Woomzy
Woomzy (now known as "shy" since his steamcity.miraheze.org article was created) is a bipolar suffering pedophile from Melbourne, Australia that was once relevant in Steam City during the Golden Criminal Period, known for various commendable acts such as blocking just about anyone he sees. Woomzy was seen primarily as one of the most well known and somewhat interesting affiliates of the Degen Pedophile Ring 1.0 and as a result of this, he naturally developed an ego that was shoved so far up his ass that it went straight out of his mouth covered in vomit and shit. He owned a once powerful group chat known as Racist Femboys when he was actually funny (due to his enriched Autism.) The group chat in question is only significant because Zokh and Mars were part of it, but that's about it.
In 2016, Woomzy was a Christian neo-nazi that associated with an actual school shooter (William Atchison) and was generally affiliated with the alt-right side of Steam City for a long time, as the basement dweller he was and still is. 7 years later he's now an ackian that sexually grooms kids that pretends to be the most hardcore LIBRAL imaginable, even rooting for ANTIFA despite his level of 4chan pol-esque self awareness (he understands that Jews = bad) which has led some to believe that he may actually be a larper or some kind of fucking accelerationist.
Woomzy's habit of sexually grooming kids was the primary leading to his downfall in early 2022. As mentioned, his unfathomably huge, hairy and shit stained ego had a major play in his downfall as he got a bit too cocky and challenged Zokh to a duel. Woomzy was then doxxed and exposed for being a disgusting pedophile that sexually groomed Miami and a 16 year old tranny from Portland, Oregon which had more of a drastic effect on the pedophilic community in Steam City than intended as numerous notable figures connected to the group unironically deleted their steam accounts (worth thousands) in fear of being exposed next.
Due to Woomzy's inability to not think about himself for one second, and sheer buckbrokenness he genuinely believes Zokh (and the rest of the SCGN apparently according to him) is still after him despite not being relevant for years at this point. His steam profile is currently private at all times, or just simply comments off, and he refuses to accept any friend requests (unless of course they're underage children.)
The post-Great Purge new age Woomzy replacement is considerably Rozz Synthclair (Woomzy's ex-eboyfriend) although to give major credit to Woomzy, Rozz denies to even be affiliated with Steam City while Woomzy wholeheartedly embraces his affiliation.
- Steam Profile: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198062661035
Enemies[edit | edit source]
Woomzy had been enemies with numerous degenerates of Steam City such as Stalfoo, icecxld, and Karma. Woomzy ended up hating the entire populace of Quebec due to the fact that a majority of his enemies are from there.
Toxic Coffee Rape Fest[edit | edit source]
Ever since Toxic Coffee got Woomzy community banned, Groomzy has been truly quiet and now only comments on Cringe's steam profile.
Woomzy's actual life achievements[edit | edit source]
- Crying on the toilet for 2 hours straight
- Lying about having a girlfriend to flex
- Being unemployed and broke at 23 years old, living rent free in his parents suburban house
- Being valid
- Having half of the entire steam website blocked (if you're reading this you have most likely been blocked by woomzy, that is not a joke nor an exaggeration)
Regarding the toilet one, this ascii art of some cunt crying on the toilet was believed to have birthed from this particular confession from Woomzy:
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In recent years, it's been often religiously posted around Steam City.
Woomzy's Actual Fears[edit | edit source]
- Athazagoraphobia
- Being exposed on Kiwifarms (unironically his worst fear allegedly, although this contradicts his fear of becoming irrelevant and not being the center of attention)
Jonathan Sutcliffe[edit | edit source]
Jonathan Sutcliffe is some schizophrenic britbong that was once on youtube and is now presumed dead. He is an individual that Woomzy and one of his random friends liked to monitor and document. There exists a steam group which basically once acted as a shrine towards the man, it is now owned by BexSexDog, a former affiliate of the The 50%. Here's some funny quotes from Jonathan:
JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE 2 years ago YOU, LIKE ME, DISCUSSING THE MERITS OF THE COMPOSITION AS AGAINST FOCUSING ON LYRICS. WHICH IS MY MAIN POINT OF REFERENCE - THE MUSIC... THERE IS A LOT OF MILEAGE TO BE DERIVED FROM DISCUSSING THE PROS AND CONS OF SUCH LYRICS - AND I HOPE (THE BAND CERTAINLY MAY HAVE OTHER VIEWS... I HAVE NEVER INDULGED IN READING UP ON THEIR OWN INFLUENCES AND/OR BACKGROUNDS)... SAFE TO SAY - IT ISN'T NECESSARY FOR ME TO DISCUSS MUCH IN THE WAY OF THEIR MOTIVATIONS....) VARIOUS MEDIA STUDY STUDENTS GET A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MILEAGE OUT OF SUCH DISCUSSIONS - WHETHER FROM MEDIA HYPE AND EXPLOITATION OR FROM WHY MURDERERS DO AS THEY PLEASE... NEVER EVEN THOUGHT TO DISCUSS THIS BAND BEFORE - AND WHY YOU SHOULD ONE FEEL THE NEED TO? THERE IS NO MORE UNWORTHY STATEMENT THAN A FORCED ONE (A FORCED EXPOSURE)...
JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE 2 years ago TALL PEOPLE - I'LL SHIT 'EM... AS FOR THIS.... THESE ARE MERELY SONGS ABOUT MY LOCAL COMMUNITY REAL OR IMAGINED.. THE TYPE OF BEHIND CLOSED DOORS FUCKED UP CONSCIOUS HATRED AND SADISM THAT THESE SICK FUCKS SUBJECT ONE ANOTHER TO.... REMEMBER FOLKS = HAIRDRESSERS = HOSPITAL = CRAZY ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥S... DON'T FORGET THE MENTAL DEFECTIVE BREAKING AND ENTERING YOUR HOME IS "PROTECTING" YOUR NEIGHBOURS FROM YOU.
JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE 1 year ago (edited) HOW TO MAKE AN ORDINARY MAN SICK? - MOVE HIM TO LANCASHIRE, UK.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
