Steam City History

Steam City History (part of the Internet Cities History) contains a brief description of the era's of history that occurred in the Steam City Land Area, including all known civilizations that once inhabited it.

Era's

Early Gustavolands Era

1,800,008 BC - 10000 BC

The Early Gustavolands Era refers to the era in which Gustavolands was the only location in the entire Steam City Land Area inhabited by civilization. The mainland at the time was inhabited, but only by tribes of Sapienfolk amongst other creatures, such as Foonoongathians. This era encompasses the origin of how the Greasian Gustavolands Society had risen from being a primitive wasteland to an urban hell industrial wasteland with immense power over the world economy.

VALVE City Era

10000 BC - 986 BC

The VALVE City Era refers to the first ruling of civilization on the mainland Steam City Land Area, such as the ZAMINT colony of OOGA BOOGA NIGGER and the Walmalian society of New Timbuktu. It also encompasses how the VALVE corp had destroyed all remnants of those societies and took the land for themselves, tyrannically ruling for thousands of years as the first and only internet city far advanced in technology compared to the rest of humanity due to full control over the Autism reserves. Ending with the Gnome Invasion Of VALVE City.

Gnome Era

986 BC - 1299 AD

The Gnome Era refers to the era that began as soon as an army of genetically modified Gnomes created in the Zhou dynasty had ruthlessly taken over VALVE City, usurping the acting government and driving them out, only to rule it for hundreds of years under the name of Gnomistan. The Gnome Era also tells of when the Tasmaniacs had nuked Gnomistan in 666 BC, which is commonly known as the First Gnomistan Nuclear Holocaust, which weakened the city allowing the Tasmaniacs to force the Gnomistan Council to resign from their positions. The Tasmaniacs had also renamed Gnomistan to New Launceston, ruling it for a few hundred years before the Gnomes had came back to invade in 27 BC, overthrowing the Tasmaniacs and renaming the city back to Gnomistan. The Era ended with the Second Gnomistan Nuclear Holocaust which was believed to have either been caused by VALVE, or a nuclear accident.

Modern Steam City Era

1299 AD - 2035 AD

The Modern Steam City Era encompasses the most recent history, the second ruling of the VALVE Corp and the history of Steam City. Marking from 1299 AD with the construction of Steam City and ending in 2035 with the complete destructive annihilation of the city. This era primarily was defined by the return of the totalitarian rule of VALVE, ending with the death of corp and the takeover of the SCGN which resulted in nuclear war and bloodshed that ultimately ended the era. It truly reflects on what an evil world we live in but some say the real Steam City was actually the friends we made along the way. The era ultimately ended after the 2035 Invasion Of Steam City when 3 powerful entities known as OBTWill, Bubba Hodunk and King Ass Ripper had raped the city in a holocaust.

Ireland Vs Armenia Era

2035 AD - 2039 AD

The Ireland Vs Armenia Era is an era defined by the complete societally collapsed Steam City in its apocalyptic state, encompassing the 4 year Ireland Vs Armenia War that all citizens were forced to participate in with the consequence of being raped and murdered for cannibalistic sustenance upon refusal. The two sides of Ireland, led by Big Man, and Armenia, led by Finn, collectively fought for complete dominance of the city and the Autism reserves so they could gain ultimate power. However, nobody won, as the entire city was destroyed by invading Independent Black Women during the Independent Black Women War that destroyed the entirety of humanity.

Independent Black Women Era

2039 AD - 2095 AD

After the Independent Black Women Era resulted in Leshawna's victory, Steam City's remains had been renamed to Gastrishan Queefolopolis, named after failed 2024 Steam City Electoral candidate Gastrisha, who then took rule as the city's qveen. Ultimately, due to how independent the black women were, they rebuilt society and built mcdonalds errywere and popeyes fried chicken and shit. Due to the negligence of the Steam City Sewers and the Sentient Fatbergs, the Fatberg Growth Event became an inevitability, resulting in the end of the era, as well all the Independent Black Women civilizations on Earth. Although, this did not come without war, the black women had fought the Fatbergs but ultimately could not hold their ground which resulted in their entire race's extinction in 2095 AD.

Fatberg Era

2095 AD - 3865 AD

The entire land area after the Fatberg Growth Event ultimately resulted in the formation of Fatberg City which then expanded to the entirety of the globe, until Bungholes had arisen. The Fatberg Era encompasses the Earth under complete Fatberg and Bungholic dominated rule, ending in 3865 AD with the Second Dawg Extermination Event which inevitably resulted in the death of all life on the planet. Greasy Gus had also awoken during this time and had formed the Gustavolands Empire in order to survive.