Modern Steam City Era

Corporation District, Central Steam City, 1502 AD.

The Modern Steam City Era (1299 AD - 2035) encompasses the most recent of Steam City's history marking from 1299 AD with the construction of Steam City and ending in 2035 with the complete destructive annihilation of the city. This era primarily was defined by the returning of the totalitarian rule of the VALVE, ending with the death of corp and the takeover of the SCGN which resulted in nuclear war and bloodshed that ultimately ended the era. It truly reflects on what an evil world we live in but some say the real Steam City was actually the friends we made along the way. The next era was the Ireland Vs Armenia Era.

Timeline

1299

• The Second Gnomistan Nuclear Holocaust technically concludes on an unknown date in 1299.

• Construction of Steam City begins.

• The Second Mustard War begins on April 25th, 1299.

• Gustavolands becomes the designated "Grease District" of Steam City on December 30th, 1299.

1300

• The Steam City Renaissance begins on an unknown date in 1300.

• BadassPCSupremacist is born on an unknown date in 1300.

• Greasy Gus creates his first mashup art piece on October 7th, 1300.

1327

• EpicThangosCrappians is founded on April 16th, 1327.

1328

• The Thangos District is founded and begins construction on January 3rd, 1328.

1344

• The Second Mustard War concludes on March 9th, 1344 after Greasy Gus lodged a half decomposed fetus up his ass and declaring he won the war despite the fact that he had no involvement whatsoever.

1346

• Little Kolkata is rebuilt and becomes the capital sub-district of Diarrhea City for a second time on November 1st, 1346.

1387

• The Great Badassian-Childpornian War Of Steam City begins on May 9th, 1387.

1412

• The Great Steam City Mosque is built on June 27th, 1412.

1429

• The J Town District is founded and begins construction on October 3rd, 1429.

1488

• Jim Bob Wee is born on April 20th, 1488.

• The Walmart City Civil War begins on November 10th, 1488.

1503

• Jimmy's Mustard is built and open for business on September 6th, 1503.

1516

• The Walmart City Civil War concludes on March 5th, 1516 after Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian detonates several nukes in the North Atlantic Ocean and Walmart City killing 170 million.

1527

• The Steam City Renaissance ends after the creation of mashup art is outlawed by The VALVE Corporation and punishable by crucifixion and permanent community ban.

• Tilted Towers becomes the capital of Gustavolands after the Grease Poop Agreement takes effect on July 9th, 1527.

1555

• The Third Mustard War begins on June 23rd, 1555.

1563

• Gordon Warrawarrabushtibushti is born on June 10th, 1563 in The Gibson Desert, Western Australia.

• The Third Mustard War concludes on December 30th, 1563.

1603

• The Yakuza's Steam City branch is founded on January 1st, 1603.

• The Yakuza Empire District is founded and constructed on October 15th, 1603.

1621

• The Greasy Gus Fight Club event begins on August 1st, 1621.

• The Greasy Gus Fight Club event concludes on October 13th, 1621.

• Bubba Hodunk is born on December 31st, 1621.

1692

• The Great Logo Lake War begins on September 5th, 1692.

• Phwong Chong is assassinated by The Walmart Tribe on November 30th, 1692 for supporting Townsville.

1739

• JohnnyFartbag_39 is born on June 21st, 1739 in Child Porn City, Dchildpornlandia.

1745

• The Great Logo Lake War concludes on April 23rd, 1745.

1769

• The Thangos District Nuclear Bombing of 1769 begins on September 15th, 1769 and concludes on September 30th.

• JohnnyFartbag_39 is assassinated by a horde of Badassians on October 2nd, 1769.

1779

• The Tempel Ov Mustard is reconstructed on April 20th, 1779.

1788

• The Australian District is founded and constructed on January 26th, 1788.

• The Steam City Abo Genocides begin on February 29th, 1788.

1800

• The law prohibiting mashup art in Steam City is no longer in effect and removed from the Steam Community Terms of Service on August 17th, 1800.

• The Museum of Mashup Art is constructed in New Greaseland City, Gustavolands on August 17th, 1800.

1806

• Penis Matthews I is born on February 26th, 1806.

• The Steam City Slave Trade begins on March 6th, 1806.

• The VALVE Autonomous Oblast Synagogue Bombings begin on September 15th, 1806.

1824

• Al Sneed is born on an unknown date in August, 1830.

1830

• Chuck Tamzarian is born on October 22nd, 1830.

1839

• The Walmart HQ Siege of 1839 begins and concludes on January 1st, 1839.

• Penis Matthews I is assassinated by Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian in Townsville, Walmart Island on January 10th, 1839.

1861

• The Retard Brigade is founded on April 10th, 1861.

• The Diarrhea City Civil War begins on April 12th, 1861.

1865

• The Diarrhea City Civil War concludes on April 9th, 1865.

• Retard County is founded and construction begins on April 9th, 1865 after the Diarrhea City Civil War ends.

• Diarrhea City is proclaimed as the capital city of Retard County on April 10th, 1865.

1868

• Ram Ranch is constructed and becomes a sub-district of Retard County on September 12th, 1868.

1872

• The First Steam City Race War begins on July 25th, 1872.

• The Johnny Rebel Statue is constructed in Retard County on August 14th, 1872.

• The Logo Lake Town Terrorist Attacks begin on November 5th, 1872 and conclude on November 8th, 1872.

1876

• Leung Wong is born on September 29th, 1876 in Yokohama's Chinatown District, Yokohama, Japan.

1880

• Wong Xougong I is born on October 26th, 1880.

1884

• Wong Xougong II is born on June 27th, 1884.

1889

• Eatler is born on April 20th, 1889.

1896

• The First Steam City Race War concludes on February 8th, 1896.

• The Retard Brigade Civil War begins on February 9th, 1896.

• Chuck Tamzarian is assassinated by Al Sneed on March 2nd, 1896.

• The Retard Brigade Civil War concludes on March 6th, 1896.

1906

• Mayor Steam Happy is born on April 8th, 1906.

1907

• Wong Xougong IV is born on October 4th, 1907.

1911

• The Ching Ping Xing Ming Chong Xue Hua Piao Piao Bei Feng Xiao Xiao Revolution begins on October 10th, 1911.

1912

• Chinatown is founded and begins construction on January 1st, 1912.

• Hong Kong District is founded and begins construction on January 1st, 1912.

1913

• Al Sneed dies of Cholera on November 6th, 1913.

1914

• Wong Industries moves their main headquarters to Steam City, leaving Beijing.

• The Steam City Wong Industries Headquarters is constructed on September 16th, 1914.

1918

• The Balkan District is founded and begins construction on December 1st, 1918.

1925

• Wong Xougong I is assassinated on January 19th, 1925.

• The Wong Xougong Assassinations begin on January 19th, 1925.

• The Sun Yee On Steam City branch is founded on February 4th, 1925.

1930

• Jaxx Senior is born on July 3rd, 1930.

1935

• The Trollmacht is formed in Nazi Germany on an unknown date in 1935.

1939

• North Park War II begins on September 1st, 1939.

1940

• Aql910 is rumoured to have been born on an unknown date in 1940.

• Lei Feng is born on December 18th, 1940 in Changsha, China

1941

• Larp Town begins construction in Retard County on April 9th, 1941.

1945

• 14K Steam City branch is founded on an unknown date in 1945.

• The Greaselands District is successfully liberated by Gustavolands on January 10th, 1945.

• Larp Town is destroyed by Greasy Gus on February 19th, 1945.

• North Park War II concludes on September 2nd, 1945.

1946

• The Anti Troll Force is formed on January 1st, 1946.

• TRUMBO is born on June 14th 1946

1948

• The Koreatown district is founded and constructed on August 15th, 1948.

• The Anti Troll Force Headquarters is constructed on November 29th, 1948.

1949

• Imran Zakhaev is born on an unknown date in 1949 in the Soviet Union.

• Discord Mod is born on November 19th, 1949.

1951

• The Liumang Gang Steam City branch is founded sometime in 1951.

1952

• The Liumang-Yakuza Conflict begins on June 27th, 1952.

1954

• The Israeli Mafia's Steam City branch is founded on May 29th, 1954.

1955

• The Down Syndrome Militia is formed on an unknown date in 1955.

• The United Troll Forces is formed on March 20th, 1955.

• The LGBTQ+ District is founded and constructed on April 17th, 1955.

• The Ch⁣ing Ch⁣ong Trollege begins on November 1st, 1955.

1957

• Wong Xougong IV is assassinated by either Leung Wong or Wong Industries on November 11th, 1957.

• The Liumang-Yakuza Conflict concludes on November 12th, 1957.

1959

• Chocodooby is born on an unknown date in 1959 in Afghanistan.

1962

• Larp Town is rebuilt on May 9th, 1962.

1963

• Mr. Ding Ping Ling VIII is born on December 31st, 1963 in Kobe, Japan.

1964

• Mayor Steam Happy wins the 1964 Steam City Election and becomes the new mayor of Steam City on September 8th, 1964.

• steamhappy's become the new currency of Steam City replacing V-Bucks as of September 29th, 1964.

1967

• Jaxx is born on November 29th, 1967.

1968

• Karma is born on an unknown date in 1968.

• Gaby is born on February 26th, 1968.

1969

• Gus Live begins on August 15th, 1969 and concludes on August 18th.

• Pablo The Retard is born on December 2nd, 1969.

1973

• The South Korean Mafia's Steam City branch is founded on August 10th, 1973.

1974

• Zokh is born in Chongqing, China.

• The North Korean Mafia is founded on June 17th, 1974.

• The 1974 Larper Purge of Steam City begins on August 19th, 1974

• The 1974 Larper Purge of Steam City concludes on December 29th, 1974.

1975

• Jaxx Senior is assassinated by Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian in The Cambodian District on April 29th, 1975.

• The Ching Chong Trollege concludes on April 30th, 1975.

• Sexy Vore Park is constructed in North Park, Walmart Island on June 3rd, 1975.

1976

• Alkhazur Estemirov is born on February 10th, 1976 in Tazbichi, Chechnya.

1977

• The Townsville Massacre of 1977 begins on September 3rd, 1977 and concludes on September 13th.

• Eatler dies from a heart attack on September 23rd, 1977.

1978

• Ling Ding Peng is assassinated by Woo Bum-Kon on May 4th, 1978 in Koreatown.

• The Korean Conflict begins on May 4th, 1978.

1979

• The Toddler Shop is constructed on May 30th, 1979.

1980

• Finn is born on an unknown date in 1980 in either Abkhazia, Serbia or Myanmar.

• Wong Xougong XIX is born on July 14th, 1980.

1981

• CRACK DEN is founded on July 1st, 1981.

1982

• Robert Ford is born on January 31st, 1982 in New York City, United States.

• The Korean Conflict concludes on September 26th, 1982.

1984

• Toxic Coffee is reborn on an unknown date in 1984.

• Toxic Coffee wins the 1984 Chess Tournament 3 seconds after he's born.

• Mayor Steam Happy is assassinated by Aql910 in the Cambodian District on August 15th, 1984

• The Cambodian Shootout begins and concludes on August 15th, 1984.

• Gaben Newell is automatically re-elected on August 16th, 1984 and becomes the mayor of [[[Steam City]]] again.

1986

• The Yakuza-Abo War begins on January 5th, 1986.

• Wong Xougong XX is born on July 14th, 1980.

• Gordon Warrawarrabushtibushti is assassinated by Mr. Ding Ping Ling VIII on October 1st, 1989.

• The Yakuza-Abo War concludes on October 5th, 1989.

1990

• The 14K-Abo Conflict begins on January 30th, 1990.

• RUNPR is founded sometime in August 1990 in Volgograd, Russia.

1991

• The Russian District is founded and constructed on December 26th, 1991.

1992

• Alice Springs (District) is founded on April 5th, 1992.

• The Abo War begins on April 5th, 1992.

• Wang Dong News Network is founded in Xinjiang, China on July 17th, 1992.

• Wang Dong News Network's Steam City branch is founded in the Islam District on November 25th, 1992.

1993

• Retard County Siege begins on February 28th, 1993 and concludes on April 19th, 1993.

1996

• Imarat Kavkaz Steam City Branch is founded on August 31st, 1996.

• The Abo War concludes on December 14th, 1996.

1997

• Toxic Coffee's Mud Hut is constructed sometime in May 1997.

1999

• The Great Kavkazian Genocide begins on May 19th, 1999.

• [[[Gus Live '99]]] begins on July 22nd, 1999 and concludes on July 25th.

2000

• The Queensland Drug Cartel is founded on June 6th, 2000 in Ipswich, Queensland, Australia.

• The Great Kavkazian Genocide concludes on October 19th, 2000.

2001

• Windows XP Gangster Edition is released on May 15th, 2001.

2002

• The Retard County Civil War begins on January 20th, 2002.

• The Jin-Roh Church is constructed on February 2nd, 2002.

• Abkhaz Constructions is founded on October 5th, 2002.

• Abkhaz Constructions Headquarters is constructed on November 24th, 2002.

2003

• The Sun Yee On-Abo War begins on October 15th, 2003.

2005

• The Norwegian District is founded on July 18th, 2005.

2006

• The Australian-American Meth Wars begin on March 15th, 2006.

2007

• The Community Hub is released sometime in mid-2007, serving as an extension to the Steam platform.

2008

• Maurice The Orangutan wins the 2008 Steam City Election.

• The Russian Mafia Steam City branch is founded on March 12th, 2008 in the Russian District.

2010

• Toxic Coffee Corporations is founded sometime in April 2010.

2014

• The Sun Yee On-Abo War concludes on September 29th, 2014.

2015

• The 1% Corporation is founded on June 1st, 2015 in Discord City.

• The Steam City Bank Heist begins and concludes on June 29th, 2015.

2016 - 2022

• The Golden Criminal Period occurs.
• Dunkin' Moore Donuts is constructed on February 26th, 2017.

2022

• CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION is founded on January 2nd, 2022.

• The Great Purge Of Steam City begins on January 27th, 2022.

• The 56% is founded on February 1st, 2022.

• The Great F󠀡󠀡urf󠀡󠀡ag E-Crusade of 2022 concludes on February 4th, 2022.

• The New A.T.F. Headquarters is demolished on February 12th, 2022.

• Jacks is assassinated by Greasy Gus on February 14th, 2022.

• Lei Feng is assassinated by Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. on February 16th, 2022.

• The Grease Wars conclude on February 16th, 2022.

• The 50%-A.T.F. Conflict concludes on February 17th, 2022.

• The Lei Feng Statue is constructed on February 18th, 2022 in the [[[Chinatown]]] district.

• The 53% Civil War concludes on February 20th, 2022.

• METH TRUCKER dies on February 25th, 2022 on I-80 near Lincoln, Nebraska, United States.

• Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. is disbanded.

• Karma is assassinated by The 1% Corporation.

• Gus Live 2022 begins on March 3rd, 2022 and concludes on March 29th.

• The 56% is purged by the Steam Moderation Team sometime in May, 2022 and is disbanded.

• Gaby is assassinated by Finn on June 19th, 2022.

• The civil war between the Degen Pedophile Ring and Spamton begins.

• Pablo The Retard dies on July 13th, 2022.

• The Retard County Civil War concludes on July 14th, 2022 following the death of [[[Pablo The Retard]]]

• The Great Wormist Uprising of 2022 begins on July 28th, 2022.

• The Great Indonesian Purge begins on July 30th, 2022.

• The Groans Church of Steam City is constructed in the Burmese District on July 30th, 2022.

• Xedra is raped by Toxic Coffee Corporations on August 6th, 2022.

• Brother Hao is assassinated by Wong Xougong XX on August 8th, 2022.

• Lei Feng Industries is rebranded back to Wong Industries following the assassination of Brother Hao on August 8th, 2022.

• The Next Realitie Poll begins on August 9th, 2022.

• The Next Realitie Poll concludes on August 14th, 2022.

• The Legalize Nuclear Bombs Campaign begins on August 22nd, 2022.

• The Bottomfeeder Apocalypse begins.

• Jiao Bai Jing Industries' Steam City branch is founded on October 10th, 2022.

• The 57% is founded on October 19th, 2022.

• The Great Steam City Election Riots Of 2022 begin on November 27th, 2022.

• The 58% is founded on December 19th, 2022.

• Saul Goodman Productions Air Force is reformed on December 20th, 2022.

• Operation Novax begins on December 23rd, 2022.

• The Irrelevant Larper Purge Of 2023 begins on December 24th, 2022.

• Operation Novax concludes on December 29th, 2022.

2023

• The 59% is founded on January 17th, 2023.

• The Gasser District is founded on January 22nd, 2023.

• The First Independent Black Women Rampage begins on March 29th, 2023 and concludes on April 15th.

• The Gustavolands Civil War begins on April 15th, 2023.

• The Irrelevant Larper Purge Of 2023 concludes on July 5th, 2023.

• The Great Purge Of Steam City concludes.

• The D-J Conflict begins on July 23rd, 2023.

• The SCL psyop begins in July and concludes in September, 2023.

2024

• 2024 begins.

• Toxic Coffee wins the 2024 Steam City Election.

• The 14K-Abo Conflict concludes on February 14th, 2024.

• The Gustavolands Civil War concludes on May 25th, 2024.

• Maurice The Orangutan is assassinated by The 1% Corporation on July 9th, 2024.

2025

• Woomzy will probably neck himself around this time, hopefully sooner.

• The SCGN return to take rule of Steam City on January 1st, 2025.

• The VALVE Headquarters is nuked by Toxic Coffee Corporations on January 1st, 2025. Although, it is not entirely destroyed.

2026

• North Park War III begins on January 5th, 2026.

• Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian is assassinated by Ganashiro The Scourge of Walmart on December 31st, 2026.

2027

• The Steam City Corporate War begins on January 1st, 2027.

• Robert Ford becomes the unelected mayor of Steam City after Toxic Coffee leaves office to run a child slave cobalt mine in Congo after seeing the most fucked up shit he's ever seen.

• North Park War III concludes on January 1st, 2027.

• The Walmart Tribe is disbanded on January 1st, 2027.

2031

• The Second Societal Collapse of Steam City begins on April 29th, 2031.

• The Steam Moderation Team is disbanded on April 29th, 2031 (thank god) thus making [[[Steam City]]] a lawless society.

• The Second Steam City Race War begins on August 25th, 2031.

2034

• The Valve Headquarters is destroyed by Greasy Gus on October 25th, 2034

• Gaben Newell is assassinated by Greasy Gus on October 27th, 2034 in New Zealand.

• Robert Ford is assassinated by Greasy Gus on October 29th, 2034 in Melbourne, Australia.

• The 1% Corporation and VALVE are disbanded on October 29th, 2034.

• The Steam City Corporate War concludes on October 29th, 2034.

• Greasy Gus becomes the unelected mayor of Steam City on October 29th, 2034.

2035

• The Second Steam City Race War concludes on August 19th, 2035.

• The Great Steam City Invasion Of 2035 begins on November 17th, 2035.

• The Shit Pit is created on December 19th, 2035 on [[[Walmart Island]]]

• The Great Steam City Invasion Of 2035 concludes on December 19th, 2035 following an apocalyptic nuclear grease explosion that causes everything in Steam City (excluding Greasy Gus) to reduce to nothing but nuclear ash and grease. This is the end of Steam City.

• Greasy Gus is thrown into the Shit Pit on December 19th, 2035 where he is put into a coma.

• The Modern Steam City Era Concludes.

• The Ireland Vs Armenia Era begins.