Irrelevant Larper Purge Of 2023
| Irrelevant Larper Purge Of 2023 | |
|---|---|
| Part of the Great Purge Of Steam City | |
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| Toxic Coffee performing what's known as an Emofdr on his demised victim, circa. January 6th, 2023. | |
| Date | 24 December 2022 - 5 July 2023 |
| Location | Steam City, LGBTQ+ District, Steam City Sewers, Islam District.
East Texas Forests. |
| Participants | |
| SCGN | The 58%/The 50% |
| Bottomfeeders | Myst3ry Gang
Reddit Community Bunch of other random niggers. |
| Unaligned | Putt Gang (Doffy + 100 Militants) |
| Aftermath | |
| Result | Trillions dead, Billions buckbroken, SCGN Victory, New age renascence era begins. |
The Irrelevant Larper Purge Of 2023 was a war that took place during the Great Purge Of Steam City, months after the Great Gaby Purge had ended. It was a purge/genocide orchestrated by the SCGN against the vast horde's of newfags/bottomfeeders that began to plague Steam City.
Rising Tensions[edit | edit source]
The enactment of this war was due to two events that were initially separate; the first, being the feud between Mars and Spamton that initially began in July of 2022 after Mars had exposed Spamton's crimes of pedophilia to the populace of the city, which enacted a series of back and forth raids on numerous profiles. The second, being the SCGN conducted raid on this random dude named Ahn's server that sparked a battle where many drama hungry bottomfeeding retards attempted to claim their 15 minutes of fame. Around late December of 2022, the SCGN made their debut return to Steam City. Subsequently, the bottomfeeders were immediately bullied for being unfunny irrelevant larpers, which made them start a personal vendetta out against the entire SCGN.
The War[edit | edit source]
Beginning of The War[edit | edit source]
During the midst of a pedophile exposing drama involving Spamton, Nekomimi (Spamton's first 'underage' cum dumpster) and a professional victim named Ain (Spamton's latest cum dumpster), the SCGN got involved, backing nobody, and decided to attack everyone on sight. The war had officially began on December 24th, 2022 when some retard connected to Spamton's long lost legion of furfags had attempted to assassinate the leaders of The 58% (sleeper agents of the SCGN.) One of them was a dude named Zogkher which was an AI created by the SCGN to run that particular branch. Nevertheless, as a result of this attempted assassination, the culprit was killed and Spamton was immediately blamed for the ordering as they began to suspect he feared the involvement of the SCGN in the Bottomfeeder-Spamton wars. Spamton quickly tried to get on the good side of the SCGN, attempting to tell them the full story of what was currently happening on the streets, although his story was primarily just him having a cry about how Mars exposed his sorry ass and how the rest of the Degen Pedophile Ring threw him under the bus.
As the 2023 new year came around, an individual simply known as "Slime" (who's real identity isn't allowed to be publicly revealed) began to become heavily involved and decided to use this as an opportunity to make attempts at taking down the entire SCGN at once. He tried to achieve this by accusing them of pedophilia, posting and spamming screenshots, across Steam, of Zokh telling Nekomimi to cut himself with a kitchen knife, which didn't work in his favor in the slightest.
The reason as to why the pedophile exposing drama began in full force upon the SCGN's return primarily stems from the fact that the SCGN have had a history of exposing pedos in the past. Spamton (reliable source) states that the reason the faggot reddit pedos all collectively attacked him at once was due to the fact that he had evidence of them sexually grooming kids (which comes to no surprise), although since Spamton is a dumb retard, he never thought about using this evidence to expose them and take them down with him, he just decided to have a cry about it instead.
Given that the exposure of Woomzy and various others from the Golden Criminal Period had been ingrained into the minds of the members of the Degen Pedophile Ring, this caused them to freak out when the evil mapphobes returned, subsequently using their best bait to throw under the bus in an attempt to divert the attention away from them.
The Mass Reporting & The Troon Wars[edit | edit source]
On December 25th, 2022, the mass array of redditors had reported The 58% to the Steam Moderation Team for murdering Spamton's lackeys, breaking the code of all alleged Steam City criminals (AND ON FUCKING CHRISTMAS TOO). The head poop jar investors of The 58% were arrested and interrogated by the S.M.T. where they kept replying to the interrogators with "who?" phrases like "SPAMWHO?"
Many SCGN upper echelons were quickly targeted, and were getting banned, Zokh was a notable target except he just kept making hundreds of alt accounts to combat this, which immediately made all reports against him futile, Toxic Coffee also was known to have used a mass array of alt accounts in the midst of this too, so did Sal, impersonating Spamton and many other notable retards. So as a result, the reddit community then began to make wild accusations about how "Steam City" is a "cult" that "distributes child porn" in their last desperate attempts. Notably, Vans Von Kieselstein was also banned which enacted several troon wars, including the doxxing of Ahn's home address and various other things on January 6th. This User Got 1984'd began making several artworks about the war, except he too was mass reported. This User also created a fake Ahn account that is now deleted out of sheer schizoness, although the retarded bottomfeeders came to the conclusion that the account belonged to Zokh for some reason.
The East Texas Warfare[edit | edit source]
The Putt Gang eventually became evolved in this heated war, Doffy, had been sent out to the battle fields, which made Toxic Coffee Corporations begin their involvement as he decided to speak out against the corp by accusing them of plagiarising copyrighted artwork. On January 9th, TCC security units raided Doffy's headquarters in Texas, although he was nowhere to be found, all they saw was his monitor with a video recording of him saying:
"My name is not important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!
Doffy then showed up in the room, and subsequently Toxic Coffee had teleported there as well. Doffy punched Coffee through the walls and they ended up in the East Texas forests. Doffy's militants awaited them, and a battle commenced. Coffee destroyed all 100 of the fucking doffy soldiers and Doffy and Coffee fought like Griffith and Guts but here's an in depth explanation of the battle:
Coffee won, though barely, due to Doffy's demigod powers, and buckbroke that emo faggot. Coffee had also seen a large wall of text on a 4chan post he saw on Doffy's computer screen and subsequently replied "Not reading any of that" and then he took a 6 pack of red bull from Doffy's fridge and b-hopped out the door and left without a trace in his Bugatti while blasting Travis Scott, HVME - Goosebumps (Remix - Official Audio) through the bass boosted speakers on his car at 200% volume.
The Staged SCGN Civil War[edit | edit source]
Late February - March 12th, for nothing more than shits and giggles, aside from being able to learn how easily deceived and able to be manipulated the bottomfeeder faggots were, the upper echelons of the SCGN staged a civil war, dividing two sides of The Tribunal (Zokh vs. Toxic Coffee, see: East-West World War) in the most deadly hypothetical conflict to ever face Steam City. It began after Toxic Coffee posted a fake dox of Zokh in his comments, claiming him to be a mexican from Jalisco and using the IP of some dude who edited steamcity.wikidot.com who was ACTUALLY from Jalisco (that fucker was probably terrified.) There were also several comment wars that occurred, bottomfeeders then went straight to their friends only comments to brag to themselves about 'causing' this and how they all knew it was gonna happen. They also went straight to Zokh's comments to reveal to everyone that he's a mexican where Zokh subsequently revealed that his real name was "Zakarias De Leon" which they of course belived. The SCGN were genuinely shocked about how fucking easy it was to deceive them like this, which made them understand that these retards weren't enemies, but laughing stocks. Coffee and Zokh collectively decided to end the staged civil war due to an imposing threat from the Myst3ry Gang.
The Surrendering Of Spamturd & The Faggot3ry Gang "Truce" (Surrender)[edit | edit source]
On March 12th, 2023, the SCGN had declared war on the Myst3ry Gang. To officially begin the war, the SCGN had forced Spamton to surrender on March 12th. However, this act intimidated the Faggotry Gang and they pussied out in the midst. Their leader, Myst3ry, declared a "truce." The CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION showed up to Myst3ry's house in motorcycles after he declared this, knocked on his door, Myst3ry answers only to see a bunch of Byeah looking motherfuckers and they all said, in sync, "byeah" and spat on the ground in front of him and drove off into the sunset.
(CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION monthly Davos-Esque meeting.)
The Beginning of the fall of VALVE & The Collapse of the Bottomfeeder Empire[edit | edit source]
After Spamton had been defeated, during the months after March, the bottomfeeders had began to lose their relevancy and their power within the city as a result, thus marking an end to their reign. The bottomfeeders took to mass reporting as a result due to their never ending rage. Eventually, nobody from the SCGN was getting banned, the reason as to why this is is because the Steam Moderation Team had basically given up after Fat™ sacrificed his steam account, thus marking the beginning of the fall of VALVE and their empire. As a result of this, many new L.A.R.P.E.R.S had showed up and began to frolic throughout the city, thus making the bottomfeeders more and more irrelevant and almost completely powerless as according to the SCGN's plan. After multiple smaller psyops conducted by the SCGN, they had took the win on July 5th, 2023 after performing their ritual known as Fart Poo 2. This also officially ended the Great Purge Of Steam City, but also was a marking point for the inevitability of 2024 where absolute horrors were planned to occur.