Chaos Gods

From Larp City
Dylan Giggle, the chaos god of all evil.
Francis Friday, the chaos god of chill shit and destruction.
Fat Randal, the chaos god of putridity and disgusting shit.

Chaos Gods or the Evil Fucking Niggas are powerful god entities that exist within the Allahverse that adhere themselves to the manifestation of the force of chaos throughout the Gabyverse. They are comprised of gods that refuse to abide by the Laws Of Allah, making them a counterpart and an enemy to the Order Gods, which are entities that they wish to subvert under their own guises to overthrow The Three. They wish to overthrow The Three primarily because they believe that Allah is an incompetent self centered control freak faggot that refuses to allow mortals to achieve singularity so he can continually stay relevant forever without worries of being overthrown. The Laws Of Allah entirely oppose their aspirations of corrupting existence and promoting evil/sin while entirely abolishing order, stasis and righteousness to pursue their own endeavours.

The leading Chaos Gods are the Chaos Gods of The Five, which are: Dylan Giggle, Francis Friday and Fat Randal. Each of the Chaos Gods of the Grand Arena Pantheon submit to them and show their loyalty by unquestionably doing everything they are told. If a Chaos God shows any ounce of disloyalty or hints at being untrustworthy, they are brutally raped and sent to Hell to suffer for eternity, just to be continually raped forever.

The Chaos Gods also have subverted approximately several trillion Order Gods from the Grand Arena Pantheon, such as Lil Mar of the 10 Thugian Gods. Although this means nothing to them, as their ultimate goal is to subvert the minds of either Docy O Og or Garfield in order to completely place the force of Order in a mostly subdued position.

The living servants of the Chaos Gods are Demons, which are a categorization of diverse races and beings birthed from Hell that are occasionally summoned into the mortal planes to simply destroy all nature manifested by the Laws Of Allah and the Order Gods, examples of these beings would be Nephilim (Jews, Oriental Asians, Nephilim Giants, Foids.) These beings have been responsible for destroying Mars and terraforming the once beautiful Earth into an urban sprawled desert wasteland full of corruption and sin, and many more unpleasant happenings such as the creation of Fatbergs and the LGBTQ+ Community.

The Chaos Gods all collectively control Hell and consistently maintain it, wishing to expand its borders and influence to eventually take up the entirety of the Gabyverse, although the current existence of Jannah has physically prevented this. They also have some influence within the planes of Old Nome, although this is solely due to a metaphysical reason.

The Chaos Gods gain power depending on how much chaos is prevalent in the material planes of the Allahverse, which is expanded by various means, such as corrupting mortal souls, and the formation of Panhandles.

History[edit | edit source]

Chaos Plane[edit | edit source]

The Chaos Plane essentially defined what the Chaos Gods were, evident with its creation and the sheer nature of it. It was the vision in which Dylan, Francis and Randal wanted in the Gabyverse. They called upon the mortal beings of the Chaos Plane, the Malcolmians, to invade and destroy the Order Plane in a war known as the Order-Chaos War Of Down Syndrmome which caused The Five to fight after both planes were destroyed in the war, leading to the creation of the Allah Oval and subsequently the Universe, as well as the afterlife realms in order to instil peace.

War In Heaven[edit | edit source]

The War In Heaven, 999 Jeffyillion BC.

The War In Heaven involved the Chaos Gods against the Order Gods as they invaded Jannah in attempts to destroy it, all while the fallen angels were rebelling against Allah's followers. The Chaos Gods could not win due to their lack of chaotic power and influence, which made them sought out to corrupting the material planes in an attempt to perhaps invade it again or force the Order Gods to submit and join their harem. They had invaded with 58000000000000000000000000000000 Jeffyillion demons and 580,000 now destroyed Chaos Gods leading them. It was a brutal war, the most brutal war that ever happened.

The Grand Arena[edit | edit source]

Where all beings are created to fight and survive in the material planes, the Chaos Gods relish in instilling sin and evil on mortal souls in order to corrupt them to join their harem. Many groups in modern day exist with the sole intention of serving Chaos, such as the Jewish Global Elite that all sacrifice and rape children and dehumanize the goyim to prevent them from entering Jannah. The Ford Family, as well as the Dpedophiles themselves are half corrupted by the Chaos Gods, solely due to the fact that the Oggians threaten them and command them to fuck with the Jews and the Chinese, as well as their genetic purity of the Og Gene, Garfs are in a similar position, although their collective worship of Garfism prevents their souls from becoming corrupt.

Pooverse[edit | edit source]

The Pooverse isn't inherently a realm corrupted by Chaos, despite being entirely ruled by Hairy Diarrhea God, a Chaos God, as HDG has worked in amounts with Garfield to ensure Dingleberries exist as a quintessential element. Due to his purgatorial confinement to the Pooverse, it's impossible for him to be punished in Hell for his crimes of disloyalty and betrayal to the Chaos Gods.

When Brick had completely dominated the Pooverse in 9,000,001 AD after Gus Live 5 and his ascension to godhood, all the dingleberries were used to create the Brickverse which allowed the Pooverse to become corrupted by Dylan Giggle.

Duncan Leess[edit | edit source]

Duncan Leess is the most evil motherfucker on Earth, birthed by the infused essence of the Chaos Gods. Don't fuck around with Duncan Leess.

Post-Youngberg Era[edit | edit source]

The era of sheer chaotic dominance ultimately led to the complete destruction of the Gabyverse in 452.7 Jeffytroniumillion NGR.88 due to the singularity of mortals that made them technologically advance to ascend to godhood, making the Allahverse Pantheon entirely irrelevent. The destruction of the Gabyverse didn't go out in a bang, but in an instant transformation to nothingness, as nothing continued to exist, everything disappeared. It's merely a theory stated in the Book Of Shitism that this is specifically what caused it, as the chaotic state of existence during this time was beyond anything comprehensible and caused everything to basically implode. It's implied that Francis Friday had plotted this scenario out and caused a sequence of Jeffyillions of tiny events to cause this exact destructive annihilation (such as initiating the End Of Times War), as is his nature to destroy.